I'm Not a Morning Person

This raccoon has seen the sunrise and would like to file a complaint. The “I’m Not a Morning Person” graphic says it all for anyone whose brain boots up after the rest of the world starts talking. Wear the warning proudly: mornings get one grunt, zero enthusiasm, and absolutely no follow-up questions. The sun can wait for a better attitude.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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