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Stop Staring

Men's Premium T-Shirt

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Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes T‑Shirt

Make a bold impression with the “Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes” t-shirt—designed for the guy who lives for laughs and unapologetic sarcasm. This adult humor tee turns heads with its blunt message and fearless personality. It’s the ultimate statement piece for men who don't take life too seriously and love flipping awkward social moments into punchlines.

Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes funny t‑shirt

  • Blunt Comedy Slogan: Delivers the punchline right on the chest—loud, proud, and borderline inappropriate.
  • Humor That Hits: Sarcasm meets savage humor in a design that's meant to make people laugh—or gasp.
  • Instant Icebreaker: Worn by the bold, for the bold—this tee keeps conversations interesting wherever you go.
  • Confident Streetwear Vibe: Works with jeans, joggers, or layered under open flannels and jackets.
  • Gag-Worthy Statement: Perfect for that guy in the group who's always pushing boundaries and cracking jokes.

Funny Men's Shirt, Sarcastic Graphic Tee, Adult Humor T‑Shirt

Constructed from ultra-soft cotton blends, this men’s t-shirt delivers casual comfort with heavyweight sarcasm. Pre-shrunk and breathable, the fabric holds up through every wash, keeping your look sharp and your jokes intact. Whether you're on a casual night out or just flexing your humor at home, this tee stays durable, stylish, and unapologetically loud.

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  • Material: 100% Ultra-Soft Premium Cotton (Pre-Shrunk)
  • Colors: Charcoal & Heather colors also contain Polyester, Viscose, and Rayon
  • Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Construction: Reinforced Double Stitched Seams

Novelty Men’s Tee, Bold Statement T‑Shirt

This shirt has become a cult favorite for guys who mix comedy with casual wear. It’s one of those rare pieces that turns heads, gets laughs, and still looks good doing it. With a fearless slogan and confident design, it earns its place as a go-to staple in any guy’s off-duty wardrobe.

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