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Straight Pride

Men's Premium T-Shirt

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Straight Pride T-Shirt

Make a bold statement with the "Straight Pride" t-shirt, featuring the provocative slogan "Thank a Straight Person Today for Your Existence." This design combines humor and satire to spark conversation and challenge societal norms. Whether you're looking to make a statement or simply enjoy edgy humor, this tee is sure to turn heads.

Thank a Straight Person Today for Your Existence Shirt

  • Provocative Slogan: Features the bold phrase "Thank a Straight Person Today for Your Existence" to ignite discussions and reactions.
  • Satirical Design: Utilizes humor to comment on contemporary social topics, making it a conversation starter.
  • Versatile Wear: Suitable for casual outings, themed events, or as a unique addition to your wardrobe.
  • Unique Gift: An ideal present for friends who appreciate satirical and thought-provoking fashion.
  • Statement Piece: Stand out from the crowd with this daring and humorous tee.

Funny Pride Shirt

Crafted from 100% ultra-soft premium cotton, this t-shirt offers both comfort and style. Its lightweight fabric ensures breathability, making it suitable for everyday wear. The reinforced double-stitched seams add durability, ensuring the shirt maintains its shape and design over time.

Satirical Straight Pride Tee

  • Material: 100% Ultra-Soft Premium Cotton (Pre-Shrunk)
  • Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
  • Sizes Available: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Color Variants: Available in multiple colors; note that Charcoal & Heather colors also contain Polyester, Viscose, and Rayon.
  • Seam Construction: Reinforced Double Stitched Seams for durability.

Adult Humor T-Shirt

Embraced by fans of satirical fashion, this t-shirt has gained popularity for its daring design and humorous take on societal topics. It's a testament to the wearer's bold personality and appreciation for edgy humor.

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STYLE SELECTION

FLUENT emerged from a combined passion for street fashion and hip-hop music. With a focus on the best fit possible and the most comfortable fabric, it's no accident that you've seen our fits rocked in clubs and on TV. Add in the ability to customize colors and designs on all of our products, and you've now found your new favorite spot for the dopest gear on the planet.

LOOK LIKE A BOSS

Elevate your style with our latest collection designed to make you look like a boss. Our bold designs and premium quality ensure you stand out with confidence. Whether on the streets or in a meeting, our versatile clothing empowers you to make a powerful impression. Unleash your inner boss with our streetwear—looking good is just the beginning.

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Testimonials

★★★★★

I f*** with Fluent anytime I need to get my gear right on the fly.

Rob Williams
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★

SUPER DOPE!

José Garcia
Miami, FL
★★★★★

Pretty positive this is where Eminem gets those rap album cover shirts from, lol.

Reggie Jones
Pittsburg, PA
★★★★★

I love the simple yet stylish designs. The materials are high-quality and the fit is true to size.

Muhammad Valsar
San Diego, CA
★★★★★

My new favorites! They are so soft and comfortable, and the graphic designs are pretty unique.

Mike Wynn
Cleveland, OH
★★★★★

I appreciate the sustainable and ethical practices of Fluent Clothing. It's important to support brands that prioritize the environment and human rights.

Mary Rizzo
Chicago, IL
★★★★★

The attention to detail in Fluent's designs is impeccable. From the stitching to the graphics, everything is carefully crafted.

Aaron Garner
Winston-Salem, NC
★★★★★

I've never had a t-shirt that fits as well as the ones the ones I get from here. They're not too tight or too loose, just perfect. Happy subscription subscriber!

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Kanasas City, MI
★★★★★

Customer service is top-notch. They are always helpful and friendly, and shipping is fast and efficient.

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Las Vegas, NV

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