Starfucks
Starbucks branding gets a filthy name swap, turning the familiar green coffee logo into something the barista absolutely cannot write on the cup.
The parody lands instantly because the mermaid-style branding is so recognizable. Coffee culture supplies the setup. One rude syllable supplies the rest. Same caffeine addiction, much worse franchise meeting.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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