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Sex Instructor

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A fake professional title promises sex lessons with the first one free, because apparently certification standards have completely collapsed.

The joke is pure bar-night confidence: equal parts brag, pickup line, and terrible business model. No classroom required. No curriculum provided. Student outcomes remain suspiciously unverified. The instructor, however, seems extremely confident about enrollment.

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  • Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
  • Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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