Only Fans
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- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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Ordering more than one item? Your order may arrive in separate packages, but you won’t be charged extra for it.
