Your Mom Should Have Swallowed You
A savage insult suggests somebody’s mother made one very unfortunate decision before childbirth, then says the quiet part with absolutely no mercy.
This is not clever diplomacy. It is playground cruelty upgraded for adults who never developed an interest in polite conflict resolution. Perfect for the friend group where insults count as affection and everybody understands retaliation is coming.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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