Adult-humor bravado meets a fake outdoorsman title, turning romantic preference into something that sounds like a very specific hunting license.
The joke is exactly as mature as it sounds. It is built for parties, bars, and people who think subtle flirting wastes valuable time. No camouflage required. No tracking skills required. The target demographic is already clearly stated.
Ultra-soft 100% cotton
Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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