A classic Christmas lyric gets rewritten around beer, because holiday magic gets easier once somebody finds the bottle opener.
The melody probably starts playing in your head before the punchline finishes. That is the trap. It belongs at December bar crawls, brewery parties, and family events where “most wonderful” is directly correlated with how full the cooler remains.
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Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
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