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I Identify as a Threat - black
I Identify as a Threat - red
I Identify as a Threat - asphalt gray
I Identify as a Threat - steel blue
I Identify as a Threat - royal blue
I Identify as a Threat - heather gray
I Identify as a Threat - deep navy
I Identify as a Threat - charcoal grey

I Identify as a Threat

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The pronoun format gets turned into a swagger-heavy threat joke: identify however you want, but apparently “try/me” is the only warning offered here.

It is built around bravado, confrontation, and internet-era wordplay rather than subtlety. The whole thing reads like a challenge printed before anybody actually challenged you. Confidence level: unnecessarily prepared for a parking-lot argument.

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  • Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
  • Double-stitched seams made to hold up

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The design looks even better in person.

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