I Hate People

Bigfoot finally gets photographed, and instead of proving cryptozoology right he uses the opportunity to flip everybody off.

That feels strangely believable. The elusive forest legend has spent decades avoiding humans, so open contempt is probably the most realistic personality choice. Cryptid fans get the creature. Introverts get the message. Humanity gets exactly the greeting it earned.

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