I Do IT For The Hos

Santa’s famous laugh becomes a filthy statement of purpose, turning “hos” into the entire holiday motivation plan.

It lands because everybody knows the original sound before reading the joke. Festive setup, adult punchline, zero interest in staying tasteful. Bring it to the party where eggnog, bad decisions, and inappropriate Santa jokes were already on the schedule.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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