Drunk Lives Matter
The “Lives Matter” format gets sent to the pub for St. Patrick’s Day, where the only protected class is apparently the drunk crowd.
It is shameless bar humor built for parade days, green beer, and people treating March 17 like an endurance event. Nobody is proposing legislation. The joke simply recognizes that by midnight, the drunk people may need the most supervision.
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