The night’s priorities are laid out with brutal efficiency: drink first, then move on to the second half of the agenda.
There is no subtle innuendo or tasteful little wink here. It is party humor for people who prefer their intentions printed clearly enough that nobody can claim confusion later. The drinking part is nearly finished. The rest of the evening can handle itself.
Ultra-soft 100% cotton
Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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