Ask Your Mom If I'm Real
Santa skepticism gets answered with the most dangerous possible source: your mother.
The joke turns a kid-friendly Christmas question into something adults will catch immediately, which is exactly why it lands at family gatherings. Festive enough for December, dirty enough to make somebody choke on the eggnog. The holiday magic remains intact. The innocence does not.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
We’ll send tracking as soon as your order hits the road.
Shipping options, rates, and estimated delivery times are shown at checkout.
Ordering more than one item? Your order may arrive in separate packages, but you won’t be charged extra for it.
