Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Stoned.
The classic one-upmanship phrase gets a stoner rewrite: whatever you can do, someone else is apparently willing to attempt while high.
That is either impressive confidence or terrible planning. Probably both. The joke belongs to people who prefer competition with lowered expectations, snacks nearby, and absolutely no drug testing. Winning is optional. Remembering what the contest was may also be optional.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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