TSA
Airport-security pat-downs become the setup for an “it’s not gay if it’s airport security” joke that makes an already awkward checkpoint even less dignified.
Frequent flyers know exactly why the line exists. Shoes off, arms up, stranger getting unexpectedly familiar. Travel is stressful enough without pretending the process is graceful. At least the security theater finally gets a punchline.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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