The Tree Isn't The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year
Christmas lights are not the only thing getting lit, which turns a perfectly innocent tree into an accomplice to holiday drinking.
The double meaning is obvious and exactly as mature as December party humor needs to be. It belongs near ornaments, open bottles, and gatherings where “holiday spirit” stopped being metaphorical several pours ago. The tree can blame the extension cord. Everybody else knows better.
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