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Stop Staring

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Color black
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A crude reversal tells someone’s chest to the reverse-creepy boob joke at your eyes, making the usual creepy line point in the opposite direction.

The joke is intentionally stupid and painfully obvious once read. It is adult humor built for people willing to risk an eye roll in exchange for one good laugh. Social grace may suffer. Eye contact has already become complicated.

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  • Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
  • Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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★★★★★

Got compliments the first time I wore it!

Leslie M.
Toronto, ON
★★★★★

The design looks even better in person.

Rachel F.
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★

Finally, a shirt that fits just right

Sam R.
Brooklyn, NY
★★★★★

Arrived fast and beautifully packaged. Already picking out my next one :)

Sharon S.
New Orleans, LA
★★★★★

Honestly, way softer than I expected.

Matt C.
Cleveland, OH