Metallica’s sharp-edged logo gets rewritten around back-pain misery, giving back pain the heavy-metal branding it unfortunately deserves.
The joke hits hardest for anyone whose taste in music is still young but whose lower back has entered a completely different decade. Headbanging used to hurt the neck. Now standing up wrong can ruin Tuesday. Aging is extremely metal in the least glamorous way.
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