Kentucky Fried
Colonel Sanders gets a THC makeover, turning the KFC look into stoner fast-food propaganda nobody ordered but plenty of people understand.
The Colonel imagery stays recognizable while the letters go green. Weed culture, fried-chicken cravings, and terrible nutritional choices were already natural partners, so the parody practically wrote itself. Eleven herbs and spices may suddenly seem very important.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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