I'm Offended That You're Offended

Modern outrage culture gets trapped in an infinite loop: being offended by somebody else’s offense becomes the new thing to be offended about.

The sarcasm works because there is no obvious ending. One person complains, another complains about the complaint, and suddenly everybody needs a break from the internet. Wear the contradiction and let the argument reproduce on its own.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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