I Pooped Today
One of life’s least glamorous accomplishments gets celebrated like a major personal milestone: the digestive system showed up and did its job.
The humor is proudly childish and weirdly relatable. Some days productivity means finishing a project. Other days the body cooperates and deserves recognition. Aim low enough and every morning becomes an opportunity for achievement.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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