I Got Hos In Different Area Codes

Ludacris’ “different area codes” line gets Santa treatment, because the man travels worldwide and apparently takes the “ho ho ho” thing very seriously.

The mashup combines early-2000s rap nostalgia with the oldest dirty Christmas pun available. It is international sleigh logistics nobody needed explained. Santa has routes, contacts, and apparently a much busier social calendar than the movies suggested.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

We’ll send tracking as soon as your order hits the road.

Shipping options, rates, and estimated delivery times are shown at checkout.

Ordering more than one item? Your order may arrive in separate packages, but you won’t be charged extra for it.