How To Pick Up Chicks
“Picking up chicks” becomes completely literal, with baby chickens turning a questionable dating phrase into an aggressively wholesome farm joke.
The visual does the punchline before the words are even finished. Dad-joke people get it. Farm people get it. Anyone expecting dating advice gets poultry instead. Frankly, the chicks are probably easier to impress and much less likely to leave you on read.
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