I Do It For The Hos

Santa’s “ho ho ho” gets dragged into the gutter again, this time as the alleged reason for all that holiday effort.

The joke is dirty, obvious, and perfect for Christmas parties where the innocent sweaters already lost. Red suit, white beard, extremely questionable motivation. The elves probably have an HR department, but nobody seems brave enough to file the complaint.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.

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