I Fuck on the First Date

Dating etiquette gets thrown directly out the window with a sentence that answers the “how soon?” question before anybody actually asks.

The humor is pure oversharing. It is bold, explicit, and likely to make introductions significantly more efficient for better or worse. No subtle flirting, no mysterious signals, no waiting three days to text. Apparently the schedule has already been finalized.

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