Every Time I Fuck Your Mom
A savage “your mom” joke explains weight gain through sandwiches and extremely questionable extracurricular activity.
It is long-form insult comedy printed with the confidence of someone who absolutely plans to make dinner uncomfortable. The punchline keeps escalating until everybody involved has been disrespected, including the sandwich. Sophisticated? Not remotely. Efficient at ruining polite conversation? Extremely.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
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