The “check yourself” phrase gets an elf-sized Christmas rewrite, because apparently holiday behavior still needs enforcement.
It is perfect for December gatherings where one relative is already testing everyone’s patience and the eggnog is not helping. Festive enough to blend in, sarcastic enough to stand out. The elf may be tiny, but the warning has full-size attitude.
Ultra-soft 100% cotton
Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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