Bitches Love Independence
Thomas Jefferson gets dragged into a filthy Independence Day joke that makes the Declaration sound far less formal than history class.
The design mixes founding-father imagery with a modern punchline built for cookouts, fireworks, and people who prefer patriotism with worse manners. It is historically unserious, proudly obnoxious, and exactly the kind of thing that makes July 4th photos more interesting.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
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