Bitch Better Have My Cookies
Santa’s cookie demand gets Rihanna-level attitude, turning a holiday snack request into a threat nobody at the dessert table can ignore.
It is sweet, filthy, and aggressively seasonal. Bakers get the joke. Christmas people get the Santa angle. Everyone else learns very quickly that touching the last cookie may have consequences. Holiday spirit is important, but apparently so is protecting the baked goods.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
- Double-stitched seams made to hold up
Note: Specialty colors may include polyester, viscose, or rayon.
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