All For The Cookie

Limp Bizkit’s infamous cookie line gets turned into a dessert obsession for people willing to admit snacks can motivate terrible behavior.

Bakers get the pun. Nu-metal survivors get the deeper reference. Everyone else gets a perfectly reasonable explanation for why the cookie tray is suddenly empty. If doing it all for the nookie was too much commitment, doing it for chocolate chips feels far more achievable.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric
• Double-stitched seams made to hold up

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